[a clip of Shade doing something is on a blue screen]
MM: Yes... he is the one.
JOE: What shall we do?
MM: ...Nothing. In fact... let US stay here and wait for our minion to do things FOR us.
JOE: Oh, excellent, MILKMAN! Excellent!
[the Sonic Advance 3 SuperSonic theme slowly fades in]
MM: Shade... you won't know what's coming...
[the two laugh as the theme continues]

Dark Chao Adventures

[a clip of Shade swim-racing against Chao (Episode 1) as the word "Shade" appears in big letters]
Shade: (Voice-over from another scene in E1) I think I can do it.

[a clip of Dark at EBGames buying Sonic R (Episode 5) as the word "Dark"... you know]
Dark: (VA other scene E5) Dark Kills All Hero Chao 2?

[Chao dancing terribly (Episode 9) and the works]
Chao: (VA yaddayadda) Let's see you dance, dork!

[Tail running to the Tails Doll (Episode 13) ...]
Tail: (VA ...) Ooh! A Tails Doll!

[Metal Sonic playing poker (Episode 6) ...]
MS: (you know) And I need a pathetic mortal as a slave for eternity!

[Mephiles speaking to the Darks (Episode 10) ...]
Mp: (VA) I am Mephiles. And I have a proposition to make to you.

[the others quickly flash on to the screen, the SuperSonic theme ends dramatically]

SEASON 5- Sure, It's Not Epic, But At Least It's Back To Its Roots!

Episode 33: Shade VS Chao part 3: Petty Rivalry

[the story begins in the Dark Garden, Shade is telling the others a plan]
Chapter 1: Duel in the Lobby
Shade: ...so you will jump up and down like a monkey and bite their brains out, then you--
Guard: Sir?
Shade: What is it?
Guard: Your plan sucks.
Shade: Fine, let's see YOU come up with a better one!
Guard: Okay.
[the guard hops into the air and quickly kicks all the Dark Chao, knocking them out]
Guard: There.
[the guard takes out a radio and turns it on]
Guard: HQ, this is Black Fox, the flicky is down, I repeat, THE FLICKY IS DOWN!
Chao: Excellent, Black Fox. Return to HQ after you retrieve those plans.
Guard: Copy that. Over and out!
[the guard roams the Dark Garden, and eventually finds a small piece of paper, then runs out and into the Hero Garden]
[cut to the Hero Garden, the guard runs in and takes off their disguise-- it's Aqua]
Aqua: Told you I wasn't just a background character.
Chao: Nicely done, Aqua! Now, let's see what idiotic and moronic plot Shade was planning...
[Chao opens the paper]
Hero: Chao, if I may, I thought that after our little 'event' yesterday, you and Shade were frie--
Chao: Don't say it. Me and Shade will NEVER be friends! We were simply co-operating as... uh...
[Chao ponders for a second]
Chao: ...temporary acquaintances! Yes, that's it.
Hero: 'Temporary acquaintances'...? C'mon, Chao, you guys were so nice then.
Chao: Simply out of fear, Hero. Now, please, enough questions, let's see these plans.
[the Heroes read the plans, and gasp]
Tail: These don't look like what the Darks would make...
Chao: I know. Shade doesn't even know what most of the words here mean!
K: I'll betcha this was all Dark's idea! That little runt... always looking so dumb. He's a mastermind!
[Knuckle goes on while the others look at him, unamused]
Hero: HONESTLY, Knuckle... DARK? An evil criminal MASTERMIND?
Chao: That's very ridiculous.
Shade: Heh, I know! 'Darko' can't even find his way out of the Chao Lobby without someone helping!
Chao: See, Knuckle? Even Shade agrees with--
[Chao's pupils shrink, he slowly turns his head around, and screams]
Shade: Hey, keep quiet! D'ya want the other Darks to hear? Plus, I thought you weren't scared of me...
Chao: Uh... I'm not, you just surprised me. What are you doing in here?
Shade: Did you REALLY think your little 'Guard' scheme would work against ME? I'm the ruler of the Dark Chao!
Chao: Exactly.
Shade: Well, I'm evil, not dumb.
Chao: No, you're NOT evil, and you ARE dumb.
Shade: You wanna take this outside, bub?
Chao: With pleasure.
[the two dash outside into the lobby, and commence fighting]
[during the fight, they talk]
Shade: I thought you weren't allowed to fight, you little snot-nosed brat.
Chao: Oh, just because I listen in class, you assume I'm a pacifist?
[Shade ponders a second]
Shade: No, although you ARE a baby.
Chao: Ha, ha, very funn-- wait, what?
[Chao stops to think about what Shade just said, and is sent flying into the Kindergarten entrance by Shade]
[Tails is on his way out and is knocked over by the fighting]
Tails: CHAO, CHAO!
[the chao stop]
Tails: Why on EARTH were you fighting?
Shade: Chao was making fun of me.
Tails: So you FOUGHT?
[Chao looks at Tails, who is mad, and Chao starts (fake) crying]
Chao: Please help, Mr. Prower! Shade was being mean to me! He was calling me names, and hurting me!
[Tails looks angrily at Shade]
Shade: Wha-- oh, COME ON! He's lying-- wait, no he's not. Well, he was doing the same to me!
[Tails looks at Chao for a second, then back at Shade]
Shade: Really! Honest! Aw, what's the use? How many days of detention?
Tails: Well, this time I'm giving you a break, Shade. Just DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
Shade: Okay, Mister Prower. ...Sorry, Mr. Prower.
Chapter 2: Mothering Mishaps
[later, in the Dark Garden, Shade is relaxing on the island]
Shade: Ah, this is the life. I'm glad I'm back here, and not in the Chao World.
[Shade hears some high heels going down stairs]
Shade: Huh?
[it gets closer]
Shade: It couldn't be...
[even closer]
Shade: It is...
[even closer]
Shade: Oh, shi--
Rouge: (like a mother to a baby) Hello, little chao! I brought you a friend!
[Rouge puts Chao down in the garden]
Chao: But I don't wanna be in here!
Rouge: Aren't you all so cuuuuuute?
Shade: Are you DEAF? He doesn't wanna be in here! (quietly) And we don't WANT him here.
Rouge: I'm going now! Bye-bye, my little angels!
[Rouge leaves]
Shade: Crap.
[Chao walks slowly to the edge of the pool, and Shade runs to him]
Shade: What do you think you're doing in here?
Chao: Hey, not my fault. Blame miss "Motherall" who brought me here.
Shade: Hero Chaos, I hate her.
Chao: Well, since I'm here, I may as well enjoy it.
Shade: CRAP.
[Tails walks in to check on the chao]
Chao: Oh, speak of the Dark Chaos.
[Chao (fake) falls into the pool and cries]
Tails: What is it?
Shade: Aw, jeez, here it comes...
Chao: *sniff* I was... *sob* having fun near the *sniff* pool, and Shade pushed me in!
[Tails looks angrily at Shade]
Shade: What? N-no, I didn't! Please, believe me!
[Tails keeps his expression]
Shade: Butbutbutbutbut.... OH, FORGET IT! I'm never believed.
[Tails takes another look at Chao]
Tails: Hmm... Chao, you're staying after school for the whole week.
Chao: *sob* --WHAT!? Wh-why ME?
Tails: Because you LIED to me. ...TWICE, as a matter of fact.
Chao: (quietly) Shade, you son of a b--
Tails: Do you want to make it TWO weeks?
Chao: No, Mr. Prower... I'll be good. (quietly) This is all your fault, Shade.
Tails: AND, you'll get EXTRA homework ALL WEEK.
Chao: CRAP!
[Chao instantly covers his mouth]
Tails: Okay, you'll also stay after school next Monday.
[Tails takes Chao back to the Hero Garden]
[cut to the Hero Garden, after Tails leaves]
Hero: What happened, Chao?
Chao: Shade got my plan exposed, and now I have detention for six days.
K: I bet this was all Dark's idea! That little motherfu--
[by this time, Tails peeked in to make sure Chao was fine with the punishment]
K: (while the chao are making negative gestures) And that STUPID Mister Prower! I say he's been r***d too hard by a boy.
Chao: Knuckle, can it...
K: And man, those ****ing Darks! I hate those guys... they're ****ing pieces of ****ing ****!
Tails: KNUCKLE!
K: Oh, shi--
Tails: Knuckle...
K: What?
Tails: Four weeks.
K: DAY-UM... FOUR!? WHY THE **** IS IT FOUR!?
Tails: Five.
K: ****!
Tails: Do you want it to be SIX?
K: No...
[the other Heroes laugh]
Chapter 3: Kid Nap Time, Without the Time
[Shade, jolly, marches into class with a smile on his face, and sits at his desk]
Shade: Good morning, Mister Prower!
Tails: Shade, you're in a good mood today!
Shade: Never been better! What are we learning today?
Tails: Subtraction.
Shade: Thrilling!
[Chao slowly walks into class]
Shade: Good morning, Chao!
Chao: Eh...
[Knuckle almost limps into class, tearful]
K: I hate school.
Chao: I know.
[the Heroes sit at their desks]
Tails: Okay, class, today, we're learning about subtraction. It is the opposite of--
[KNOCK KNOCK]
Tails: Come in!
[two men in big business suits walk in]
[SShade stares oddly at the feet of one of them-- there are none, it's like they're floating in mid-air]
1: Um... hello, we are from the local... uh... uh...
2: Government.
1: Right, and we are here to... uh.. clean your... pants.
[2 slaps 1]
1: --PIPES, I mean pipes.
Tails: Well, the pipes DO need a good cleaning. Okay.
[they come in and kidnap Shade and Chao, then run out]
[later, Shade and Chao are dumped onto the poker table in the Stardust Eggman]
[the government men take off their suits, and they're Mecha Knuckles and the Tails Doll!]
MK: All right, punks... what did you do with the boss?
Chao: What?
TD: You know... Metal Sonic. He left in the middle of our last poker game to find you runts!
Shade: Ugh... but, your last poker game was six days ago!
MK: Exactly. Where is he?
Shade: We don't know! We last saw him when we finally stopped the MILKMAN from ruling everything.
TD: Well, too bad! You ain't leaving this place 'till you tell us where Metal is!
[a few seconds later]
Shade: How about now?
MK: No.
[a few more]
Shade: Now?
MK: No.
Shade: Now?
MK: No.
Shade: Now?
MK: No.
Shade: Not now?
MK: Yep.
Shade: Dang.
MK: *chuckle* Face it, you're not getting outta here.
[Metal enters, covered in rust]
TD: Metal! What happened to you?
MS: Long story short-- I finally got Eggman.
MK: Sweet, another prize! He can join these chao.
Both: WHAT!?
Shade: Not this again...
Chao: We are NOT prizes!
MK: Really? Episodes 6, 7, and 13 say different.
Chao: ...I hate it when people break the fourth wall.
Chapter 4: Catching the Catches
MS: Hold on, hold on, before we start the poker game, we first need ALL the prizes.
TD: Lessee... we got Eggman, Shade, and Chao. How about the Narrator?
MS: DJay? ...Yeah, good idea.
[PUNCHKICKBAGSCREAMSTRUGGLE]
[the Tails Doll comes back carrying a bag with me in it]
TD: Wait, if DJay's in HERE....
MK: And no one's taking his place...
All: Then... who's typing?
Chao: Do you think it's the MILKMAN again?
Shade: Nah, didn't you read the intro?
Chao: ..Will people stop breaking the fourth wall for once?
TO BE CONTINUED