Chao In Space? More like... uh... I dunno.

[Invader Zim theme playing, for those of you that have no idea, Dark Garden theme playing] DARK CHAO ADVENTURES Episode 1: Chao In Space Chapter 1: Dark Garden Deep down on the planet of Chao...... in the Dark Garden....... A Chao named Shade..... was planning to attack the Hero Garden..... Shade: Okay, you shall dive down here and attack, you shall- Dark: Sir? Shade: What is it, Dark? D: There's a neutral in here... Shade: So? You were a neutral once, and I accepted you. Get back to work. D: Yes, sir! Shade: Anyway, you will loop-dee-loop down there, jump up and down like a monkey, and bite their brains off. Shadow (chao): Siw? Shade: (sigh) What is it, Shadow? Shadow: Dewe is a Hewo hewe. Shade: WHAT!? CHAO, BATTLE STATIONS! Where is he, Shadow? Shadow: At da fwont doow. Shade: The front door? Guards, find out what they want! Guard: Sir, it appears as if they're...... teasing us...... they're sticking their toungues at us. They're wiggling their little tails at us. Now, they're showing a note to us. Shade: Well, what does it say? Guard: It says " HAHAHA! You're not invited to our party cause you're Dark Chao!" Shade: Very well. I shall go, and challenge them to a match..... in SPACE! [montage, with Oil Ocean theme playing] [Shade holds up a blue halo. Then nods, yes.] [ He holds up a knife, then nods "no".] [ He grabs a can of white paint, then nods, yes.] [ He grabs lipstick. Then nods, no.] [ He grabs his Hero Chao disguise kit, then nods yes] [Oil Ocean theme stops.] Chapter 2: Hero Garden Shade: Well, how do I look? [ Dark faints.] [ Just imagine a white dark chao with a halo.] Shade: I'm going now. (gulp). I've never WALKED out in the lobby before. Dark: No one has. The Heroes were on a cart. [ Shade takes one step onto it.] Shade: Hey, it's just glass! [walks to the bottom of Hero stairs.] Shade: (gulp) [walks up steps, enters Hero Garden.] Shade: Wow.... Knuckle: Hey, who are you? I'm Knuckle! Shade: I'm, uh...... Sonikku. I'm new. K: Okay! Wanna be friends? S: Umm...... okay. Just friends, right? K: Yep! Tail: Hi! I'm Tail! S: Hi, I'm Sonikku. Speedy: Hi, I'm Speedy! S: I'm Sonikku. Chao:[in PERFECT British accent] Hi there, fellow Hero Chao. My name is Chao. I have been reborn. I'm, a perfect swimmer, and won 56 gold medals in racing. S: (grr...) Hero: Hewwo! I'm Hewo! S: Hello Hero. Chao: Come, everyone, Truth or Dare! [they all sit in a circle] [ Chao spins the bottle, it lands on Tail] Chao: Truth or Dare? Tail: Um..... truth! Chao: Did you prank the Dark Garden with that sign? Tail: Yes I did! [ everyone clapping] [Chao spins bottle, lands on Sonikku] Chao: Truth or Dare? S: Um..... uh....... dare! Chao: Alright, I dare you to race me in swimming! Speedy: Don't do it, Sonikku, Chao's the 2nd best swimmer in the Chao World! S: I think I can do it. [ they start swimming.] Chao: Getting tired yet? S: No. [Sonikku speeds past Chao] [ after the race, everyone except Chao congratulates him] Chao: Hmm..... no, couldn't be.... Shade wouldn't DARE show his face in here..... it's got to be a miracle. Chapter 3: The Challenge Chao: Hold on, you guys. I've got a truth for Sonikku. S: (gulp) Chao: Are you really Sonikku? Are you sure you're not..... SHADE, master of the Dark Chao? S: .......[ looks around] S: And if I was? [Chao cracks his knuckles] S: Yes- [zips off] Speedy: Don't worry, I'm faster than him. [Speedy zips off] [in the Dark Garden] Shade: (pant.... pant....) [Speedy zips in, and then runs out] Speedy: I'm not going in there..... [Shade sticks his toungue out at Speedy, then gets punched] Shade: Ow. Speedy, tell Chao that I challenge him to a fight in SPACE! Speedy: Sure, whatever. [Speedy does just that.] Chao: Okay, Shade. I accept your challenge. [later, in space...] Chapter 4: Space Shade: Well, Chao. It's time to settle this for once and for all! Chao: My pleasure! [ they jump at each other, then start doing Chao Karate moves] Shade: Hi-ya! SLAP! Chao: Take this! KICK! Shade: You're going down, Chao. [neutral chao comes up] Cham: Hello, my name is Cham, I'm an adult neutral chao and I'm asking Why are we fighting? Chao: Because..... um...... uh..... Shade: I don't know. Wait, how can we breathe up here? Cham: You can breathe because you're only in the Chao Lobby. Shade: OH! Okay. Well, I'm hungry, I'm going home. Chao: Yes, and I'm thirsty.

Cham: And I'm making a fool of myself. [later, in the Dark Garden] Dark: So, you ACTUALLY fought Chao in a fight? Shade: Yeah, but Cham ruined everything.... Dark: Oh, while you were gone, a baby appeared. Shade: That's nice. What's his name? Dark: Shade Jr.! Shade: Welcome to the Dark Garden, Shade Jr.! I wonder what he's thinking.... Dark: Propably something diabolical, like you. Shade Jr.: (Uh-oh..... I wet myself.) THE END! In loving memory of all my Chao, Chao, Knuckle, Tail, and ALL of the Chao names in this. (including Shade)