Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 19: Dark Days Ahead

[cut to the Dark Garden; storm clouds are gathering]
Dark: Oh, no! A storm's coming! C'mon, guys, let's go play in the Neutral Garden.
[Dark leads the chao into the Neutral Garden, leaving Shade in a fetal position]
Dark: Okay. While Shade's still scared about spiders, he's put me in charge.
SB: But, you took charge.
Dark: Shut up. Let's go look behind that waterfall!
[they explore behind the waterfall]
[they find the Chao Races]
Dark: Oh, boy! Races! Let's go sign up!

[cut to the first two races]
[in one race is Solar up against some Hero chao, through a tunnel]
[in the other is Flame, up against steroid-taking Hero chao, up a cliff]

Flame: Um...a steroided muscle chao, well, like they always say...the tough ones are dumb ones! Hey Arnold Schwartzinager
Arnold Chao: Vat is it puny Chao?
Flame: I'm over there making it to the end
*Flame points in the oppisite direction of the goal*
Arnold Chao: Really? I Von't let you get ahead of me!
Flame: They always fall for the cheap tricks
*Flame climbs to the very tip top*
Flame: That was easier than I thought
Arnold Chao: Now vere did he go? He said he vas over here 

Congratulations!

Race 2: Shadow Bonic up against killer lamps, on the Challenge Race.

SB: Not to make this too simple or anything but...
*Shadow Bonic pulls the plug on all of the lamps*
SB: Like I said to aesy
*Shadow Bonic makes it to the end*
SB: Piece of cake! 

*meanwhile solar is running through the cave,and fires an arrow at the end of the cave,with a rope attached and swings all the way to the finish* 

Solar's Race 2:

[Challenge Race, versus OMOCHAO!]

Eliwood/Flame/whatever:
You are told to wait inside a dark room. You hear strange noises coming from the contestants around you, but you cannot see who they are. Solar's race appears on a screen in front of you.

*the two chao are whispering*
SB: Hm...you hear that Silver?
Silver: Hear what?
SB: Over there, a couple of rustles...but I don't know what it is though
*Flame comes out of nowhere...he's also whispering*
Flame: Whoo, my race was easy
SB: yea, but we're talking about something else
Flame: what are you talking about
Silver: Aparently, Shadow Bonic is hearing some strange noises from the other contestants
Flame: Well, I can solve that
*He starts to scream*
Flame: I CAN ALWAYS USE MY FLASHLIGHT!
*He uses his super flashlight to see every contestant to figure out that they are...* 

Night:Get that light out of my eyes!
throws a pebble at Flame but misses and hits Dark 

*Flame is now mad, and gets up*
Flame: Is that how it's going to be huh?
SB: Flame, calm down, it's just one contestant
Flame: He tried to throw a rock at me and hit Dark
Silver: We don't want to cause anything here Flame, quit now, while your ahead
Flame: He's gonna get it now!
Silver: No!
*Silver uses his ESP to stop Flame in his place*
Silver: Let's just watch this race
*Silver turns the Flashlight off*
Silver: Sorry for the inconvenience, so, who are you? 

"Night, I'm a Hero fly-run chao." flapping his phonix wings flew above Flames reach 

*Flame's red face becomes....red from anger*
Flame: That's it bub! You're really getting it now!
Silver: Shut up! I'm watching the race
Flame: Shut up? SHUT UP?! YOU WANT ME TO SHU-
*Silver shut's Flame's mouth to shut him up*
Silver: Ah, now Solar, let us se your race. 

Night torches Flame's head and covers it in a black soot 

Silver: Uh-oh Night, you've really done it this time
*Flame brushes all the soot off*
FLAME: Now you're gonna get it
*Flame summons up all of his powers to make the whole room catach on fire*
Super Flame: Now it's time you learn a thing or two from the veterans!
*Super Flame dashes up towards Nights and throws him to the ground*
Super Flame: Don't you ever do that again!
*Flame summons lava to go around night, but it is slightly away from him so it doesn't get killed*
Super Flame: You are now covered in Igneous rock sealment, it's easy to break through, but it takes a couple tries!
SB: Hey! Silver, Calm him down
Silver: Sorry Shadow Bonic, it won't work this time
SB: Ugh, however will this end up? 

Night starts to draw heat in to his body and melts through the ignieus rock, "Never mess with a phonix" Night said demonicly and shifting from hero to dark chao before their eyes. 

Super Flame: Pheonix xhaos weren't as tough as I remember them to be, in fact, I fought along side one of them a long time ago, I knew his real name, but we just called him Pheonix
*Super Flame nows summons more power around him*
Super Flame: He taught me everything, how to summon energy, control Fire, and do all of this stuff, I will start about this sub-plot after I finish you
*Super Flame now musters up the strngth to become Hyper Flame*
Hyper Flame: *sniiiiffff* *sigh* Now this will be all too easy!
Ref: Hey you two! Get down from there, you don't want to be banned from this tournament do you?
Both of them: Sorry Ref
*Hyper Flame remains Hyper since he has the ability to*
Hyper Flame: Like I said, a long time ago, with the pheonix chao...
==Back into the past two reincarnations ago==
Flame: Hey, Pheonix, I think that we might need to join the army
Pheonix: What are you talking about, there is no war going on
Flame: I don't know Pheonix, the chao world is looking for a war
Pheonix: Yea, but what side should we choose, we're both neutrals
Flame: I don't know exactly though, but it seems it'd be best if we chose the Dark Side?
Pheonix: Why Dark? Hero could be a lot better
Flame: I'm tellin ya Pheonix, the Darks are gonna win this war
Pheonix: What are you talking about?
Flame: Trust me Pheonix, I've never been wrong before
Pheonix: that might be the truth to it all
Flame: So what are we waiting for? Let's get going!
Pheonix: Oh yeah? Make it there first!
Flame: You wish
*The screen of the past fades away*
==Back to the present==
Hyper Flame: And that's the whole start of it all, when we finally got in the army, we had worked under this head sargent, named Ben, but we all called him sarge.
*Screen fades to Flame and Pheonix*
==Back to the fut- I mean Past==
*Flame and Pheonix are doing jumping jacks*
Flame: I don't think this is entirely nescesary
Pheonic: Yea, except we're actually training, I heard the Heros are just eating icecream
Flame: What a bunch of whimps
Pheonix: Yea, I know
*The two chao get slapped in the back*
Ben: Hey you two lover birds, need a room? I can provide you with that
Flame: Just gotta love Sarge's sense of humor
Ben: I'm sorry soilder, I can't hear you! Speak up!
Flame: I said you just gotta love Sarge's sense of humor
Ben: Getting soft on me are we now? Run laps you two
Flame and Phwonic: Yes Sir!
*screen fades back to Hyper Flame and the others*
==Back to the present==
Hyper Flame: Yea, first talk with the sarge, good times
SB: Hey uh...Flame
Hyper Flame: Yea?
SB: We're outta time
Hyper Flame: Oh whoops! Sorry folks! 

Night: Wait what just happened? We were about to go have an epic battle and I was going to Go to a level past hyper,Doma. 

I'm afraid that Solar has automatically lost the race by waiting too long. But, he's now in the dark room with you two.

Flame: Solar? You there?
Solar: Zzzzz.....ZZZ....zzz....
Night: HEY! WAKE UP!
Solar: I AM THE EGGMAN, I AM THE WALRUS, KOO-KOO-KA-CHOO! Wha? What!?
Flame: Easy there, Red Ringo of Death. You were asleep.
Solar: Oh. ...where are we?
SB: How should we know?
?: Greetings. Allow me to introduce myself, chao.
[the figure claps its hands; the lights turn on, revealing....]
[BELIEVE IT OR NOT, but he is one of those Elite Covenant freaks (the blue guys) from Halo]
?: I.... am Rakshawl. It is rather.... neat to meet and greet you.
Flame: That was catchy.
Night: What do you want with us?
Rks: Relax. I only want to warn you of things to come.
Solar: Shade doesn't want us talking to strangers.
Rks: Well.... I'm Rakshawl. I'm from this faraway city called Chao Talk. You are Solar. There! Now we know each other!
Solar: ...I guess so.
Rks: Anyway, I must warn you of something. Your leader, Shade.... is going crazy.
Solar: Balderdash!
Rks: BalderTRUTH. He is. He is obsessed with getting the best army ever, and will stop at nothing until he gets one.
Flame: Leave your chitter-chatter for someone who CARES!
Rks: *evil laughter* "Someone who CARES," Flame? You SHOULD be caring, ya little punk.
Night: And why is THAT?
Rks: Because I have been authorized to kill you.

Night uses the radio to call John117 to help " lets do this' says Night, who ties up Rks with steel chains 

Flame: Heh heh, DBZ Chaoing, but now let's get on with the real stuff. That sublot never existed, just thought I needed some way to lengthen the post
Readers: OMG! HE BROKE THE 4TH WALL!
Rks: So Flame, I have been ordered to kill you, now you will die
Flame: I don't think so!
Rks: Bring it on
*The two go at it, head to head, punches to punches, kicks to kicks, eating to eating*
Flame: No way, you are a pretty strong fellow
Rks: Yes, but so are you, slightly
Flame: I'll make you eat those words
*They fight again, with Flame being the victor*
Flame: Now scat, I was too lazy to fight, and this will continue later
*Rakshal walks away*
Rks: He may have one there, but his life will not last long since he will die in the near future 

Night: Hey arn't we suposed to capture him?

Flame: Naw, doing that would cause a time paradox, since this is before Dark Chao Adventures, and if we kill/capture an important character when It's not supposed to happen...It causes a time paradox
Readers: AND BREAK THE 4th WALL AGAIN! 

Night: So no Amy "special" atacks? 

Flame: That was odd.
Night: I guess we'll learn more about him later.
[they find a way out of the dark room]
Dark: So, all this time, this guy named "Rakshawl" was waiting for you to come along?
[Shade waltzes on in]
Shade: I'm better now. Sorry about that.
[they tell Shade about the stuff]
Shade: Oh, boy. I seem to remember that name... from my dreams.
SB: Really?
Shade: Yeah. Guys? Our doom is coming.
SEE YOU NEXT MISSION!