The following is a recording from the 200.1 FM, "Chao Chat," program titled, "Poker Tourney '08."

Poker Tourney '08: Thursday, October 9th

Segment F: Metal Sonic gives a small autobiography

MetalSonic: ...and then, I said, "Not without your pants!"
[the Poker Gang laughs; cards shuffle]
MechaKnuckles: Ah, man, that joke gets funnier every time, man.
TailsDoll: You said it.
[small pause as they look at their cards]
MK: Four 8s and three kings, man.
MS: Oh, yeah?
MK: Yeah.
MS: Read 'em and weep. *puts cards on table*
MK: ......four 9s and three Aces? Oh, come on!
[Metal Sonic and the Tails Doll chuckle]
TD: Nice one.
[pause as cards shuffle]
TD: So, uh... Metal? I don't think you ever really told our listeners about yourself.
MS: I didn't?
MK: Nuh-uh.
TD: Nope.
MS: Huh. Well, uh... my full name's Hyper Metal Sonic.... I'm a robot created by Doctor Eggman to be a rival for Sonic.
MK: Bet you hate Shadow, huh?
MS: You bet. He's stealing my job, man!
[they laugh]
TD: So, what do you run on? Intel pentium 4 dual processors, or what?
MS: Angel dust and grass.
[pause; they burst out laughing]
MS: Actually, I have no (censored) clue. I think I still have the operations manual lying around somewhere...
[Metal is heard getting up; slight pause]
MS: .....ah, here it is! *picks up paper*
[Metal is heard sitting back down]
MS: Uh... I run on about three LIPS Eggman Custom chips around my head...
MK: Uh-huh.
MS: I've got some internal fuzzy logic operations system analogous neuro-connection interaction all over my body.
MK: All right.
MS: For my power control, I've got some Neo Super FX DSP chips in me.
MK: Really? Cool.
MS: As for image revision, I run on a NEXT RISK chip-III thing...
TD: Sounds painful.
MS: My frame is made of pure monocoque titanium.
MK: Hard to break.
MS: My paint job's a reinforced blue metal tektite.
TD: *whistle* Nice.
MS: My propulsion system is a 250cc 4-valve orgone fusion engine, maximum output being 55ps/6800rpm maximum torque 7.54Kg-m/4000rpm.
MK: Man, that's fast.
MS: And my auxillery system is a tesla power coil electromagnetic induction generation, maximum output being 256Kw.
MK: Amazing!
MS: That's about it.
MK: *chuckle* I didn't catch any of that.
MS: And I'm really cool and strong and badass! Now, can we go back to the game?
TD: Sure.
[they go back to shuffling cards; the recording ends]

Metal Sonic by Sonic Team. Biography by DJay32