Segment B: Mecha Knuckles gives a small rap about himself
MetalSonic: And welcome back to Poker Tourney '08. We are currently fifteen minutes into our game, and Mecha is in the lead. MechaKnuckles: You know it, baby! TailsDoll: I never win. MK: Of course you never win, Doll-face! You can't stop the train! MS: Mecha, we've gone over this a thousand times; you are NOT Cole from Gears of War. MK: Yo, you're just jealous that I got a poker face, and the Doll's got a DOLL face! TD: Shut up. MK: Hang on, lemme put on some phat beats. [some random rap beats start playing] MK: (rapping) Hey, my name is Mecha. That's Em to the ECHA! Mecha means "mechanical;" I ain't botanical. I rap this crap from Snap! to Spinal TAP! If you don't like it, kiss my tyrannical! Just who am I, you may ask. Well, there ain't much to know, so bask! I'm called "Metal Knuckles," 'cause that's what I am. I prefer "Mecha," now let's all do the JAM! *some very catchy beat* Doctor Eggman was my maker! I am to bread as he is to baker! I am to Olympian as he is to Laker! If he were mad, boy, I'd be a quaker! I don't know my specifics. I don't know hieroglyphics. I don't know scientifics. I don't know the Pacifics. HOLY CRAP BATMAN, that's MY name! Mecha beats Robin, 'cause the Boy Wonder's lame! I say, I'm called "Metal Knuckles," 'cause that's what I am. I prefer "Mecha," but you can shut up and JAM! *some very catchy beat* Yeah. You know it. I'm cool. That's right. I rock. Stay in school. Don't do drugs. You like D-Force? That's too bad. 'Cause I'll bring RE-morse! Last verse, I'll put it simply. I am cool, 'cause I am pimply. My knuckles are strong, Don't think so, you're wrong, Prince of Bel-Air knows you don't belong, Now shout "OBJECTION," 'cause that's the end of this-- TD: SONG!!!! MK: Man, you just ruined it.
Mecha/Metal Knuckles by Sonic Team. Biography and rap by DJay32.