A Dark Chao Adventures production....
Cut to Dark standing in the Dark Garden, as seen through a camera; there is an interviewer (DJay32) off-screen
DJay32: So, Dark... tell me, what is it like being the first ever Dark chao in the garden?
Dark: Well, um... Jordan... I have to say, um...
DJ: Call me "DJ."
Dark: All right, DJ, uh.... being the first Dark chao used to be kinda lonely, right? But then, see, Shade got hatched in the Neutral Garden, and I wasn't lonely anymore! Now that Shade has made himself an army, things are rather.... good-ish.
DJ: "Good-ish?"
Dark: Yeah. Good-ish. Plural form of the noun, "Good." Look it up in a Darktionary.
DJ: Right. So, I hear you've started your own band.
Dark: Oh, yeah, my band.
Dark steps off-screen for a second, until the camera turns to face him; Dark is rummaging through some bushes; Dark finds something, and pulls it out; it is a blue guitar with the words "Dark Chao Killaz" on it
DJ: It looks good.
Dark looks at the camera for a second, clicks his tongue, and sighs; he continues staring at his guitar
Dark: O'course it looks good; I bought it.
DJ: You bought it? With what money?
Dark: The money I got from my concerts and varying fans.
DJ: I see. What songs can you play?
Dark: Now, you see, THAT is a stupid question. See here, it's not what songs I CAN play, but what songs I WANT to play.
DJ: Ah, I see, I see.... makes sense.
Dark: Actually, I've never played a song for my fans.
There is some awkward silence after the last comment
DJ: Well, what songs would you like to play?
Dark: Eh, you know. The usual. Musical Box. Supper's Ready. Stairway to Heaven. I played His World once, you know.
DJ: Yes, I saw that one. Shade asked you to skip the chorus. Why was that?
Dark: He said the chorus takes too long. Really, I wanted to play the chorus; it sounds cool. Cool enough for me to play.
DJ: Cool enough, indeed. Um... tell me, Dark; why does the guitar say, "Dark Chao Killaz?"
Dark: Trade secret. Can't be disclosed at further moments; needs to do CTRL-ALT-DEL. 404 and all that.
DJ: Of course, of course. .............WHAT?
Dark: It won't come off. I got it from the Heroes.
DJ: It's actually a pretty good name.
Dark: I know; it's my band name.
DJ: Yeah. But, wouldn't Dark chao think you were out to kill them?
Dark: Why would they get that idea?
DJ: Your... your band name.
Dark: What's my band name got to do with it?
DJ: You said "Dark Chao Killaz" was your band name.
Dark: What? No, it's not; my band's called "Rubber Goose."
DJay takes a deep breath, and another awkward silence follows
DJ: So, are you the only one in "Rubber Goose?"
Dark: What the hell's "Rubber Goose?"
More awkward silence
DJ: Your band, is there anyone else in your band?
Dark: Yeah. Shade's on drums and backup singing; Red's on the keyboard.
DJ: And.... you're on guitar, right? And lead singer?
Dark: No, I'm on bass.
DJ: Who's on lead guitar, then?
Dark: Didn't you hear me ten seconds ago? I'm on lead.
DJ: You just said you were on bass.
Dark: See now, that's where your mistake was. I said I was "the base." As in, the base of the whole band, right?
DJ: ......okay. Final question: Do you play Guitar Hero, or Rock Band?
Dark: You kidding? Mere video gamery? A Rubber Gooseman does no mere video gamery.
DJ: Shade plays Valve games, though.
Dark: No, those aren't games. Those are his life.
DJ: So... you don't play mere video games?
Dark: Of course not. After all, gamery resorts our bodies to the darkness.
DJ: I see. Have you even TRIED one of the mentioned games?
Dark: Yeah, tried Rock Band. The guitar-playing's terrible; those sticks slip out of your hands.
REALLY awkward silence follows
DJ: Well.... thank you for your time, Dark. Everyone who's watching, make sure to watch out for Rubber Goose, and enjoy Dark's messed-up way of thinking in Dark Chao Adventures!
Fade to black; Dark is heard saying one last thing
Dark: There you go again, talking about that "Rubber Goose" thing. What the hell are you talking about?
Dark and rockumentary by DJay32